I’m not the only one that hates it either. In a recent survey, 53% of the UK said that they would rather sit and stare at a blank TV screen rather than watch the apprentice. (The 53% of Britain that have got a glimmer of common sense in other words) You might ask, ‘what is it that makes him dislike the apprentice?’ I’ll tell you again, I don’t ‘dislike’ it, I HATE it. Where shall I begin my list of reasons why I hate it?
The first reason is because of Alan sugar (or as he likes to be called, ‘sir’ Alan Sugar). Let’s be honest here, what has that old ape (chimpanzee, if we are being extremely specific) done to deserve a ‘sir’ before his name? Or is it ‘Lord’ Alan Sugar? Who knows? And frankly, who even cares? In my opinion he’s lucky to even have capital letters at the start of his name. The only thing that clown does, is sit in a chair with ‘Nick’ and ‘Karen’ (his two sidekicks as I like to say) beside him, trying desperately to become famous again as their careers have gone down the drain. As well as this, Alan sugar thinks he’s the most important living organism in the universe! He speaks to people as if they were dirt under his shoes. For example, ‘I’m certainly better than you.’ You can’t just insult someone like this as if they aren’t worth anything can you!? The second thing I hate about him is that he stares at people like he was an animal (he certainly looks like one) that had been starving for weeks. He stares at them, then erupts into a rampage yelling at them, using the word ‘bloody’ in every single sentence. Whilst he is yelling at them he uses an accent which could only belong to a tramp off the streets of London. Ah well, it’s not his fault that his poor excuse for a mother didn’t raise him right.
Alan sugar is not the only reason I hate the programme (if it can be called as such). The so called ‘entrepreneurs’ trying to ‘find’ a ‘job’ is also very annoying. You may ask why I put particular words in inverted commas. You would be right to wonder. I don’t think that you can class the people that enter the show as ‘entrepreneurs’ quite yet, as they don’t know the difference between red and blue. If they don’t know simple facts like these, how are they going to know what initial public offerings or net present value means? I mean, come on my baby brother knows this! Coming on the show trying to ‘find’ a job is ‘bladdy nonsense’ (as Alan sugar would say). They are coming on the show to get famous quick, so they can have jobs thrown in their faces. The same applies with them trying to find a ‘job’ as well. They want to get famous so they can have a life of fame and luxury. I have a special term for the candidates on this show - talentless, ignorant losers.
I can imagine why some (normal) people are deceived by this lamentable show. After all they are probably watching it because of the flamboyant morons prancing about, trying desperately to impress that cocky, dimwit – Alan sugar. As I have been told before, some people may find this kind of failure amusing, and in their respect I can see why they do. But personally I have so many more things that amuse me rather than this rubbish.
If you do decide to watch it; don’t blame me. I have told you my point of view (the right point of view) on the show. Most of you sensible people out there will agree with me on this; if you don’t, I guarantee you will take my side after you have seen the horrific show.
P.s
If you do watch it and you like it, you ought to go to the doctors for a quick check up!
