Michael Jackson

Vampires are also known to shape shift and being what the world has seen the past decade no one can deny it. We’ve seen him Black to White, dude to looking like a chick, and big nose to little nose. In Moonwalker he turns into a car. There was also a rumor that Janet is really Michael. This makes total sense.  We’ve also seen him transform into a werewolf, zombie and back to human in his thriller video. Vampires can also control and raise the dead. In the thriller video I vividly remember Jackson choreographing dance moves with the dead, if that isn’t control over the dead I don’t know what is. Is this a strange coincidence? I think not.

When listening to the king of pop you can’t help but fall into a trance. A trance that makes you want to go out and buy his CD’s, pay insane amounts of money to go see him in concert, and support him allegation after allegation. Vampires are known to be hypnotic, charming, and very charismatic. Just look at the masses of millions that swarm to Jackson. They treat him like he is the Pope. His creatures of the night as I’ll refer to his fans as are all under a hypnotic spell and will not disobey. I mean come on was Beat It really that great of a song?

Jackson also owns a manor equipped with a theme park and zoo. With all the families that Jackson has over to his estate it wouldn’t be that hard to make a few disappear every once in a while. Vampires have been known to feed off of animals in the past to replace humans, hence the zoo.

Although the similarities are uncanny and one can’t help but to wonder there are a few missing pieces in the Jackson puzzle.

First off Vampires are supposed to try to keep a low profile. Michael in his case did not. He is known worldwide. People adore him and love him. He is known sea to shinning sea. If he ever got caught or sighted in vampire form people could describe him without taking a second look.

It has also been said that vampires may not cross bodies of water. They just can’t. With how ever many world tours the king of pop has under his belt I think he has crossed that boundary more than once.

Vampires are often depicted as very, very evil. I just think if some one was that evil that he wouldn’t have sung a song like “Heal the World “or made the Free Willy purchase. A vampire just wouldn’t do these things.

Immortality, this is the one big thing that I think Michael is lacking. I mean he is practically decomposing. The nose being the first to go.

The king of pop is a very powerful creature and there is no doubt something super natural about him. Whether it’s his chart topping singles, the mystic and smooth moonwalk, or just the fact that he is really creepy there’s no telling what Michael Jackson is. With songs like Forever, Michael, Blood on the Dance Floor, and Invincible one can help to wonder. What’s for sure is it puts a whole new spin on the song Man in the Mirror.