Benedick's Diary.

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Benedick’s Diary

Today seems like a dream, I still cannot truly believe what I have discovered.  Well, I suppose I had better start at the beginning – I was sitting in the orchard this afternoon, deciding on the virtues that would be required of my future wife, when I suddenly heard Don Pedro, Leonato and Claudio approaching.  Without thinking, I jumped into the bushes but instantly regretted doing so as I realized I would have to remain there until they returned to the house after finishing their long and boring conversation about love. Nobody noticed that I was hidden in the bush, and the three men sat down on the bench and prepared to listen to Balthasar’s singing. What followed was the soppiest and most pathetic song I have heard in a long while. I prepared myself to be bored stiff and was almost in utter despair when suddenly Balthasar was sent away and the men began talking in a quite different tone. I sat up instantly when I heard my name mentioned and began to eavesdrop on their conversation.

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They talked about how Beatrice had “an enraged affection” for me. Beatrice of all people!  The way she talks and acts around me I would have thought she despised me, but now I find out that she is in love with me!  It is just too much to take in.  They said that the reason she dares not tell me of her love is that I would “make but a sport of it, and torment the poor lady worse”. They discussed her many good qualities and listening to them really made me realize what an extraordinary and fine woman ...

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