I usually get woken up from my peaceful slumber the annoying sound of a badly tuned radio, with a loud northern women shouting in her scoucer accent 'its mornin!'.

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I usually get woken up from my peaceful slumber the annoying sound of a badly tuned radio, with a loud northern women shouting in her scoucer accent ‘its mornin!’. In a vain attempt to shut her up I try to reach across to turn her off. This results in me falling out of bed, this is when it dawns on me, I have to get up.

I then proceed to amble my way like a large monkey with my arms touching the ground to the shower. As I have two elder brothers and a mum and dad, they have all had showers and are ready to tackle the day ahead, so this means the shower is the temperature of Ann Robinson’s icy stare on a bad day. The only good point that I can fathom from this would be that it does wake me up and get me moving quickly! Once this has been done I wander back into my room to get dressed. Luckily I find a perfectly good shirt screwed up on the floor, much to my mothers distaste.

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I stumble down the stairs, only to find that there is a large light brown carpet at the bottom of the stairs. On further inspection of it I find that it is just my dog Digby. He is blind and deaf so usually I just step over him as he hasn’t the faintest clue about much around him. I make my way over to the fridge to find a pint of cold fresh orange. This happens to be the only thing that can get that disgusting morning taste  out of my mouth. Once I have had that I turn ...

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